No, no, no! Heavy! What the fuck are you doing! You’re supposed to ignore hurt spies! They’re not real people! Give your sandvich to your totally safe medic with 125 health, not this piss poor excuse of a human being with 25 health! Let him die!
My reaction when a really nice Heavy gave me a sandvich once(and it wasn’t by accident! Wow!) I thought it was for someone else until he got up in my face and was like “go!” and motioned to the sandvich. Thank you, kind Heavy!
[omg that story is so cute
KIND HEAVIES ASKJDFLASJDF]
Today I saw Ms. Helen again. I asked if I could play with BLUs again but she told me not to. I don’t get it, we have so much fun when we play together, they even laugh! My team doesn’t take me too seriously, maybe I’m too childish? Couldn’t be! I thought this was all about having fun.
Oh Mr. Ballonicorn, you seem to be the only one who understands me…